Thanks to the new online company ShiteExpress, you can anonymously send a box of horse poop to anyone, anywhere in the world! Each package comes nicely packed, with a personalized, handwritten message. And it’s 100% anonymous, the company claims, as it works through Bitcoin cryptocurrency payments.
From ShiteExpress.com:
Imagine all the people who annoy you the most. Irritating colleague. School teacher. Your ex-wife. Filthy boss. Jealous neighbour. That successful former classmate. Or all those pesky haters.
What if you could send them a smelly surprise?
There is nothing that could replace the expression on the recipient’s face after opening the box!
1) Choose an animal.Various animals have different types of excrement. We currently deliver organic, wet horse poop. More types will be coming later.
2) Give us an address. We deliver the package by traditional delivery method directly to the recipient.
3) Choose how to wrap your package. Plain, traditional package? Or how about adding a big smiley face sticker?
4) Pay with cryptocurrencies or PayPal. Use Bitcoin or any other cryptocurrency to protect your identity. Stay anonymous. But we hide your identity even if you pay with PayPal.
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