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It’s a Christmas miracle WOWers:
Like Jack Skellington, Alaska Thunderfuck takes over as Santa’s secretary,
urging Y-O-U to celebrate Christmas EVERY DAY!
Check out the catchy holiday club banger
and the super cute video here exclusively by Billboard:
After you get done doing this dance move:
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And listening to this song a bajillion times,
LET’S TALK ALASKA.
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Firstly, we need to talk about her make-up:
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Because it’s NOT terrible.
She’s literally:
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Secondly, is there anything better than this?!:
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NOPE.
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OK, wait, maybe this:
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Come through, Pumpkin Spice Latte!
Thirdly, there’s no more holes in your pantyhose,
but what about being a ho ho ho for this Saint Nick-in-a-box:
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Fourthly, you thought your kids were naughty and nice,
but these two black coals will totally spice up your (stocking stuffers) life.
NAUGHTY played by Jeremy Mikush aka Crystal Powers.
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And yours truly as NICE elf (AND Turkey Head)
played by Jake Thompson aka OKStupid.
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FIFTH-LY:
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PUPPETS.
Because what?
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EVERYBODY LOVES PUPPETS.
And lastly:
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The Texas Chainsaw Mascara.
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Literally.
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Stuff all the Mary’s stockings in your life with Christmas Queens.
Available on iTunes!
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