It’s a Christmas miracle WOWers:
Like Jack Skellington, Alaska Thunderfuck takes over as Santa’s secretary,
urging Y-O-U to celebrate Christmas EVERY DAY!
Check out the catchy holiday club banger
and the super cute video here exclusively by Billboard:
After you get done doing this dance move:
And listening to this song a bajillion times,
LET’S TALK ALASKA.
Firstly, we need to talk about her make-up:
Because it’s NOT terrible.
She’s literally:
Secondly, is there anything better than this?!:
NOPE.
OK, wait, maybe this:
Come through, Pumpkin Spice Latte!
Thirdly, there’s no more holes in your pantyhose,
but what about being a ho ho ho for this Saint Nick-in-a-box:
Fourthly, you thought your kids were naughty and nice,
but these two black coals will totally spice up your (stocking stuffers) life.
NAUGHTY played by Jeremy Mikush aka Crystal Powers.
And yours truly as NICE elf (AND Turkey Head)
played by Jake Thompson aka OKStupid.
FIFTH-LY:
PUPPETS.
Because what?
EVERYBODY LOVES PUPPETS.
And lastly:
The Texas Chainsaw Mascara.
Literally.
Stuff all the Mary’s stockings in your life with Christmas Queens.
Available on iTunes!
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